Ice Beer

I've been away, with the holidays and what not, and my trash efforts were slowed by snow. I know, it was just a wee but of wintery mix, but it really can put a damper on one's trash picking parade. But, I come to you all with a heavy heart. I came across something so vile, so awful, that my faith in humanity has been shaken. A can of Ice beer, well, an empty discarded can of the swill anyway. People, with all due respect, if you are drinking Ice beer, let me just say, you can do better! Ice to cool a beer is good. Ice as a flavor of beer is not. With all due fairness to the manufacturer (and to keep me from getting a defamation suit), they are not the only culprits of the crime of 'Ice'. Most domestic beers have some form of this intestinal atrocity. That's not to say that if the apocolypse occured, and I survived it, and in my travels of the afterworld came across a can of 'Ice' alcohol of any kind, that I wouldn't drink it. But, I have been told of the impending doom of Earth about 12 times since I graced the planet's presence, and I'm still here to say that armageddon has not yet occured. Drink something better until that fateful day (the Mayans didn't say the world would end, dude just got tired of chiseling hundreds of years of calendar they wouldn't live to see. When he or she finished, they treated themselves to a better type of alcohol, I have to believe.)

Cigarette butts are a dime a dozen, but I count them as they are most foul to retrive. And check out a profile pic of the beer can below. If I compacted all my beer cans this way, I could fit a month's worth into one recycling bin. Okay, that's a bit of a stretch....

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